Kicked out of the house
Hello! My name is Khoshim, politely – Khoshimjon. Surname – Ruziev, the son of the tractor driver, Rozivoy. Let me introduce my family: over the past couple of years my father has been driving a bulldozer in the field. My mother said it would be a cotton field soon. He used to come home every month, sometimes once every two months. Every time he came he brought us presents. And the best surely was mine. As for my mother, she is a milkmaid at a farm near our house. Last year she was even awarded a medal for a record yield. I wore it twice hiding it from my mom. Once I wore it and went to the market and brought some vegetables. Next time I wore it to school, but our school principal punished me for this.
My elder sister is a fourth form pupil. Sweeping the yard, washing the dishes – all these tasks are on her shoulders. Mom calls her: “My dear Snow White, my helpmate”. Each time she hugs her, I tickle her and call her “My piglet”.
My little sister is Donokhon. She is in the first form. My mother thinks someday she will be a doctor. But I have different opinion on that. Because every time she sees a nurse she runs away thinking they will give her a jab . Yesterday she saw a milkmaid in white and jumped out the window and ran away.
Frankly speaking, I’m not so bad – sharp minded, with good behavior, one of the best pupils in sixth form. I don’t like playing all day long like other boys. Rather than playing stupid games, for me it is better to play football.
Mom sometimes call me: Khoshim!
– Yes, mom?
– Bring some firewood.
I always say: OK dear mom! – I look around and call Oysha.
– Yes dear brother?
– Bring some firewood!
– With great pleasure brother! – Oysha says. If she doesn’t say so she surely gets a smack from me. In a word, everything that mom says will be done. In my opinion, there is no need to do it yourself. The head of our farm, Sirojiddin aka>1, also always does the same. When he receives a task from others, he gives it to others. I don`t know, but I like the way Sirojiddin aka is doing his job. If only others would do the jobs you should do, you would have time to play.
– Orif! – I shout sometimes. By the way, I have forgotten to tell you. Orif is my friend. Even though he looks a little odd, he is very clever. He can finish any task in a couple of seconds, then I copy it out it in my notebook even faster. Sometimes I leave a few mistakes so there is no chance for our teacher to notice I copied. So:
– Orif! – I shout.
– What do you want? – says Orif.
– Come on, let’s do the homework.
– No, better you come to me.
Over and over I ask him to repeat what he said, for my mom allow me to go out. Finally, I take my bag and disappear. A minute is enough to copy out the homework. As I said before, I prefer using my spare time with something important, so I go to play football.
Today I had the same plan. When I had just put on my shoes, suddenly my mom called me.
– Yes, dear mom?
– Why didn’t you feed the chickens?
She told me to feed them in the morning, but I have forgotten. I don`t know what to do…
– What did you say, mom?
– I said, why haven`t you fed the chickens?!
– Those freeloaders have to start thinking of finding food for themselves mom, – I said trying
to change the subject.
– Boy, seems like you haven`t even given them water!
– Mom, I don`t know why, but they are not drinking water anymore.
– Really?!
– Yes…
It seems that I said something wrong and my mom started to look for a stick to hit me. I don`t know how, but I found a way to run away.
I thought that it’s over. The day before I had a similar situation. Every day when I return home from school mom asks:
