CHAPTER One
Note: San San is 1.50 meters tall, with thick white dreadlocks and colorful sneakers. One of the sneakers is yellow and the other is blue, and he is wearing a hoodie, teke shoes, and a backpack on a hanger by the front door.
10th grade students are standing at their seats. The school principal and a young woman, SAN SANA (25), stand at the interactive whiteboard,
director
Hello children, sit down.
All the students sit down at once.
director
I would like to introduce you to your new homeroom teacher and anatomy teacher Alexandra Alexandrovna Bublikova. I would like to note that Alexandra Alexandrovna is already a candidate of biological Sciences at the age of 25. She is a recipient of the Heiken and Blavatnik Prizes for Young Scientists. Please love and don't complain. Well, you guys get to know each other now, and I'm off.
The principal leaves the classroom.
SAN SANA
Well, let's get acquainted, we'll be in the process of studying at the blackboard. I'll tell you right away, in short, so as not to break my tongue, you can safely call me San San. It's like a man's San Sanych, and since I'm a woman, I'm San San. Any questions? You mention the name before the question.
Lena
Lena Ivanova. Why do you have different sneakers?
SAN SANA
In order to save the family budget.
igor
Igor Serov. How's that?
SAN SANA
One is worn out, so should I throw the whole one away?
Egor
Egor Brynza. Are you married?
SAN SANA
And for what purpose are you interested? Do you want to offer?
Egor
Well, I don't know. You're so Awesome.
SAN SANA
Is it okay that I'm good at Jiu-Jitsu? Pink belt. So. We'll make an agreement right away. You can talk to me like I'm the same age. We are almost the same age, but we do not forget to observe subordination. Any other questions?
NIZAMI
Nizami Ali Nurmukhamedov. What kind of music do you listen to?
SAN SANA
A good one. I prefer pygmy tunes. My favorite instrument is the balalaika. My favorite dish is mussels with boiled bacon in garlic sauce.
LUCY
Are you kidding? I'm Lyuska Blinova.
San Sana laughs and sits down at her desk. He raises his knees to his chin and rests his heels on the edge of the chair. He puts his chin on his knees and wraps his arms around his ankles.
SAN SANA
So. I have my own online group (social network advertising). It's called “I love DNA.” You can join. It's closed. I also suggest that you visit the recently opened microbiology circle for the study of the nature of DNA, which will be held every Saturday in this office. The circle has the same name as the group: “I love DNA.” Everyone is required to appear this Saturday. Further as desired. Any other questions? No. Then let's start the lesson.
The bell rings for the end of the lesson. Everyone is laughing.
SAN SANA
You're lucky. Well, see you Saturday, then.
The alarm goes off. San Sana is sleeping on the couch. A little time passes and she jumps up from the couch and immediately falls down. He tries to get up and falls down again.
SAN SANA
Damn, my leg muscles have atrophied. Is it a spasm or a cramp? She must have lain down.
He looks at his watch.
SAN SANA
Oh. It's already time for the club to start. Pancake. My fucking leg. And it takes about fifteen minutes to get to school.
San Sana tries to stand up.
SAN SANA
My leg refuses to go to school at all. Hey, leg, stop bullying?
He squeezes it, pinches it, pricks it with a toothpick.
SAN SANA
In my opinion, it lets go.
San Sana gets up and limps into the bathroom. He comes out of the tub normally and quickly. He sits down at the makeup table, takes a set for face makeup and paints his eyelashes. She's running out of paint.
SAN SANA
Well, here we are. I'll have to go with one eye made up. Okay, let them think I'm a hippie.
